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- Things That Go 'BOOM' and Other Stuff That Rulez
- Issue Two
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- Written by
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- Cerberus
- Count Zero
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- Shroud of Deception
- Gut Shoveler (Gutz)
- 616.775.2945
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- 4-06-94
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- WARNING: Don't try this at home. If you're stupid enough to try any of this
- shit, we're not responsible. We aren't gonna pay your hospital bills because
- you blew off your thumb. We'll just laugh at you. WE AREN'T RESPONSIBLE FOR
- ANY DAMAGES CAUSED BY USE OF ANY OF THE MATERIAL PRESENTED IN THIS FILE.
-
- This issue is dedicated to fun with lighters and other people's cars. Two of
- the tricks, shower of sparks from nowhere and what to do with a left over
- lighter casing are taken from Phrack issue #6. They have been modified
- slightly. We would like to give credit to the Leftist for writing the
- original article in Phrack.
-
- Shower of sparks from nowhere:
- This trick is done usually with an empty lighter. Disassemble the top,
- being careful not to loose the flint, and the spring, which are under the
- striker wheel. Throw away everything else, unless there is still some fluid
- in the lighter, which can be used for some of the other things in this file.
- Save the flint and spring.
-
- Ok, now take the spring, and pull on the end a little, and stretch the
- spring out a little longer than the flint. Next, take the flint, and kind
- of wrap the end of the spring around it. It should look sort of like the
- picture below. Next, the fun part. Take the spring, and hold it by the end
- that doesn't have flint on it, and heat the flint till it glows. Don't
- worry, the heat won't burn your fingers. Then, throw it flint first at
- victim, pavement, or whatever.
-
- /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\──────┐
- \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/──────┘ <- heat this end
- / \ / \
- │ │
- spring flint
-
- What to do with leftover lighter casing (Bic or compatable):
- Light one of the striker wheel supports, and lay it upside down in a corner
- and run like hell! This will blow pretty good. You can also take the
- casing and wrap it loosely in a paper towel (or cover it with rubber cement
- or use a Chud varient), light the towel (or whatever), step back, and
- shoot it with a BB gun. Fun. Experiment, but don't ever puncture the
- lighter while you're holding it, that would be foolish.
-
- How to get a big flame (with a Bic or compatable):
- So, you want more flame than that little adjuster dohicky will give ya huh?
- Well, just pry off the metal casing and turn that plastic thing as far as
- you want. You can get alot more flame that way. Don't be a dumbass though.
- After doing this to his lighter, this moron I knew stuck the lighter right
- up to his face to see how much bigger the flame was and burned off one of
- his eyelashes.
-
- Things to do to a Zippo:
- Okay, your friend got a really nice Zippo. What do you do? Zippos are
- really cool lighters because they are reusable. That also makes them
- susceptable to sabatoge though. If just wanna piss him off, open up his
- Zippo (when he's not looking of course) and wash all of the lighter fluid
- out of it. Replace the fluid with water. Then, have fun laughing at him
- as he tries to dry it out.
-
- Want to have a little fun with him? Replace the lighter fluid with gas.
- Watch the expression on his face when he lights that baby.
-
- The Commie approach - In Vietnam, Commie spies would take out the insides
- of a Zippo and rig it up so that if you light them up, the C-4 inside would
- blow up. Several people got thier hands blown off this way. However,
- unless you have some spare C-4 and a ride outta town I wouldn't recommend
- this method.
-
- Take apart the Zippo again (and again when the owner isn't looking). Take
- out the sponge-like thing that holds the lighter fluid. Cover it with super
- glue. Then, put the fuel holder back in the Zippo. In a little while, your
- friend will be able to forget about ever refilling that lighter.
-
- Take a close look at the Zippo. Notice the inclosed area where the wick is?
- Okay, take some Chud (see BOOM #1) and put some in there. Be careful
- though, you still want this to light. Then when the owner doesn't notice
- the white flammable substance and lights the lighter, his Zippo will start
- on fire (well, more than normal.)
-
- And finally, try using your friend's Zippo as bait one day while you're
- fishing.
-
- Fun Things to do to Someone Else's Car:
- So, there's someone you don't like. You wanna get him bad right? Well,
- ever consider his/her car? Here are some mischevious things to do to a car:
- 1. Pop the tires. Pretty simple, take a big sharp object and cut a slit
- right down the length of the tire.
- 2. Take out the battery. Physically remove the battery from your friend's
- car. Then, watch his face as he lifts up the hood and finds that his
- battery is missing.
- 3. Wreck his paint job. Just make his car look bad by wrecking his paint
- job. You could take a key a scrap a line down the length of the car.
- Or, you could be creative and use acid. Probably one of strongest and
- cheapest acids is Hydrochloric acid. Hydrochloric acid is found in
- Works toilet bowl cleaner.
- 4. Set a Works bomb inside the car. If your friend leaves his car
- unlocked, simply open the door and put a Works bomb inside (see above.)
- If your friend locks his doors, break a window and unlock them. Then
- put the Works bomb inside.
- 5. Put sugar in his gas tank. The sugar expands and eats away at the
- insides of the car. Someone I kew had this done to his car and had to
- pay $2000 to have the car fixed.
- 6. Put popcorn seeds in the gas tank. The gas will get hot and the seeds
- will pop. I can only theorize that this would cause a shitload of
- damage. If you know anyone who has done this or had it done to them,
- contact me. I want to know exactly what this prank does.
- 7. Take the hubcap off and remove all the bolts. Caution, this is
- dangerous for both you and your enemy (especially if he finds out you
- did it!) But we're not worried 'cause we won't take responsibility for
- use of anything in this file!
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- Further issues to come....
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